Tuesday, February 8, 2005

A British Airways flight was going to Tehran from London.
When it gets close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble.
The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:
"Tehran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 007, do you read?"
"Flight 007, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
"Tehran, this is flight 007, we have a problem"
"dis iz Tehran, vat kind of problem?"
"This is flight 007, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"dis iz Tehran, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"
"This is flight 007, go ahead"
"dis iz Tehran, can you get emergency pover to your engines?"
"This is flight 007, negative, no power is available"
"dis iz Tehran, can you peleez Bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"
"This is flight 007, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"dis iz Tehran, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"
"This is flight 007, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"dis is Tehran, vould you peleeze repeet thez words after me"
"This is flight 007, go ahead"
"dis iz Tehran, repeat thez words peleeze: Ashhadu An La ilaha illallah WA ashhadu anna Muhammadur rasulullah ..."

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